Here are six reasons for why we have a “Top Six” feature and not a “Top Ten.”

6. My meter only goes to 600.

5. The ‘Betes has been on my back for 6 years.

4. I have six pack abs.

3. I can only eat six skittles before The ‘Betes kicks my ass.

2. My A1C is 6.0.

1. Unlike Letterman, we don’t have the writers to get to 10.